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Sometimes you Chiefs and Master Chiefs just need to know "Literally, You Can't Even!"


This design offered in a Navy Blue or Coyote Brown cotton shirt, counter plays off the "never trust an even numbered Chief" saying. Be ready with those thumbs to point at your throwback display of the 1950's style Senior Chief Anchor and its Male or Female Senior Chief. Display joy in how these odd Chiefs and Master Chiefs... can't even.


Front: Hands Holding up a CPO and MCPO Anchor with words above and below "Pulling the Sevens, and Pushing the Nines!"

Back: Black lettering on Coyote and Gold Lettering on Navy Blue / Senior Chief Anchors with 1950's sytle Male or Female Senior Chief.


NOTE 1: When ording sizes 2XL there may be a delay of up to seven working days as we may need to special order the size and color


NOTE 2: All shirts are unisex sized based.

"Literally, You Can't Even" Shirt

    • 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton
    • Classic fit
    • Seamless double needle 7/8" collar
    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
    • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
    • Tear away label
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